1. "you deserve flowers on your doorstep
    and coffee in the morning
    you deserve notes left on your dashboard
    and ice cream sundaes at 3am
    you deserve honesty every day
    and to be kissed every hour
    you deserve to be reminded
    how beautiful you are"
     
  2. gayerthanliberachi:

    steevoooo:

    thedarkknyght:

    jcsp1688:

    paleasland:

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    OMG

    …now that you think about it…

    Never can just scroll by this.

    No fucking way.

    (Source: igperish, via lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle)

     

  3. sexhaver:

    a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

    (via lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle)

     
  4. vault11overseer:

    power-of-allies49:

    pleatedjeans:

    via

    Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

    okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

    (via slytherindemonhunting)

     
  5. Future housemates!! Go bucks!

     
  6. Future housemates!!

     

  7. "Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
    — 

    Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

    She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

    (via barbie-dolls-xx)

    (Source: maxerica, via thatgirlinallthefandoms)

     

  8. fatallywhimsical:

    benedictbooty:

    Remember Wendy Davis?

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    You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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    Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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    Let’s show her some goddamn support!

    Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

     What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

    Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

    (via somehappyramblings)

     
  9. louie-key:

    myinterpretation5:

    thethneedler:

    EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
    REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
    WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
    An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

    Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

    Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
    I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
    Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

    *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

    You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

    This applies to ALL 50 states
    PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

    Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

    Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

    (Source: lucidartist, via stargayzr)

     
  10. tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    callmekitto:

    alexandraerin:

    silverilly:

    bookshop:

    mydaywithd:

    Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

    (via Feminism)

    bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

    Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

    Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

    how has there never been a million stories about this badass

    new rolemodel

    (via theoncomingfanboy)