1. creaseintime:

    are you ready to get

    (via perfectmishacollins)

     
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  3. halloweewee:

    BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

    [SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

    WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

    [PUNCHES A WALL]

    COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

    [BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

    THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

    (Source: nietzstache, via castielstolemytardis)

     

  4. fly-like-a-mermaid:

    burn-it-down-28:

    msh30:

    team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

    team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

    Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

    (via provocativeandpoor)

     
  5. julietfoxtrot:

    boots-withthe-spurs:

    shar-fireshar:

    rainyapparitions:

    go home

    this wins Halloween

    OMG so rad
    boots-withthe-spurs
    do this

    😮😍😍😍 oh my god

    kurrudii
    Tibby! Looooook!

    (Source: archiemcphee, via mbrainspaz)

     

  6. dontclimbanymore:

    america-you-wanker:

    (source)

    this is so dramatic sounding
    just put it to something in black and white going in slow motion

    (via superhiddleswholove)

     

  7. i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

     
  8. ex0skeletal:

    In case you’re sad here are some buns.

    (via stargayzr)

     

  9. "

    I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

    Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

    Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

    If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

    And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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  10. mugglebornheadcanon:

    793. A muggleborn bringing Cards Against Humanity to Hogwarts and having to explain to purebloods what exactly tentacle porn is and why this Sarah Palin person is funny.

    (Source: thechibitalian, via slytherindemonhunting)